Oracle, Java Panda says LAMP doesn't scale

There was a time where I would have jumped in and attempted to educate a guy like Debu Panda. Now it’s more of a comical relief. Like when old people talk about how they’re never going to get a cell phone with an off sense of smug:

If you are looking to build a web application with LAMP then it may be simple to develop but it may have scalability issues and maintainability issues due to it’s inherent architecture.

Like, whatever, dude.